AISubs v3.7
Round one, ten rounds of four-man big cut battle!
(clap clap clap clap)
(buzzer)
Yes.
I don't like it when it's like this.
It's a duty to submit it to an individual teacher.
(giggle)
You're good at that.
You can't do it like this either?!
(giggle) Wait a minute, look at this face.
I don't understand.
(giggle)
Whoa, you're stupid.
You're a genius.
No, it was a good answer, but...
♪ What did you say? What did you say? ♪
"What did you say?" (giggle)
Yes.
I don't like it when it's like this.
Death god is Noriko.
(giggle)
(clap clap clap)
You're dirty.
You're dirty!
You love judging, Noriko!
(giggle)
You're really dirty.
The judge's verdict is...
"jimpaneo"!
(giggle)
You can do it.
Noriko, you're strong!
Here's the question.
What does the Tokyo Tower have to say about the Tokyo Sky Tree?
Yes.
What does the Tokyo Tower have to say about the Tokyo Sky Tree?
Isn't the red one cooler?
(giggle)
Of course it's jimpaneo!
Thank you!
Whoa, it's pretty!
Here's the question.
What did the bread man put between the sandwich man?
Yes.
What did the bread man put between the sandwich man?
His own ear.
(giggle)
(disappointed)
It's good!
Close.
It's close.
What did the bread man put between the sandwich man?
Jockin-chan.
(giggle)
(clap)
You're done for.
(giggle)
You're done for.
What!?
I thought so too!
I said it first!
"jimpaneo"!
(giggle)
Seriously...
Oh no, I'm out
Seriously?
I think the reason why Tetsuya doesn't have any jagarico is because he's not very close with this place
Hahaha
These two are really close with the judges
Yeah, they're normal people
I'm going to make the viewers laugh
But if you do that, you won't get a point for life
What's with you?
Don't answer!
Question!
To say "homeless" in a cool way...
Yes
To say "homeless" in a cool way...
Land title!
Ah, it's a bit weird
It's a bit weird
Yes
To say "homeless" in a cool way...
Lost my castle
Hahaha
What!?
Yes! I got it!
Who's next? I got it.
I'm done with this.
There's no tape, so...
There's no tape.
There's really no tape.
So, without this...
Wait!
We'll get in a fight.
Are you hungry?
Who's next?
Okay!
Let's go!
Here's the question.
A letter arrived from me ten years later.
What did it say?
A letter arrived from me ten years later.
What did it say?
Your Japanese is terrible!
Hahaha
Wow!
It's hot!
This is...
It won't come out, will it?
It's dangerous!
It's the last one, so...
It's tough.
Here's the question.
What is Satoshi's pride of being small in 5th grade?
Yes.
What is Satoshi's pride of being small in 5th grade?
It's okay if it's a million volts.
Oh...
Hmm...
It's close, it's close, it's close.
Here's the question.
Why can't you play sumo in the Olympics?
Yes.
Why can't you play sumo in the Olympics?
I'm too fat.
I have no expression.
Hahaha
What is the most expensive murder weapon in the market at the online auction?
Yes.
What is the most expensive murder weapon in the market at the online auction?
It's dangerous!
That's how you say it!
What are you saying?
Yes!
Hahaha
Huh? Is it me?
No, I thought it was funny.
I thought it was funny.
Oh, it's you, Pikatto.
It's you.
I had no idea.
I thought it was a picture.
No, it's not!
I thought it was funny.
Here's the question.
What is Godzilla's only thing he can't step on?
Yes.
What is Godzilla's only thing he can't step on?
A box.
Jumper!
Yes!
Hahaha
Godzilla can't step on a box.
Huh?
Hahaha
How do you know it's a box?
Because it's a box step?
He can't step on it at the end.
That's true.
Are the viewers laughing now?
It's not decided at all, so let's do the last one.
The last one.
Let's announce one person and let them choose the winner.
Here's the question.
Santa Claus doesn't come to Takashi's house.
Why doesn't he come?
Yes!
Santa Claus doesn't come to Takashi's house.
Why doesn't he come?
Because the chimney is high.
That's good!
That's perfect!
Santa Claus doesn't come to Takashi's house.
Why doesn't he come?
Because it's Secom.
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
No! I thought it was me!
You should have said it from the beginning!
Santa Claus doesn't come to Takashi's house.
Why doesn't he come?
Because the chimney is Secom.
Huh?
You're the worst.
I asked you a simple question.
It's hard!
The first champion is...
Ryo!
Yes!
That's right!
It's fun, but it's hard.
It's too hard!
You've become a good entertainer.
It's hard.
Entertainers are amazing.
Amazing! Really amazing!
I think we're getting better and better at cutting.
That's right.
It's only once, so please forgive us.
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Bye-bye!